Moe: Jeez, I don’t look like that..

- S19E09, ‘Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind’

Homer: I drew this picture of you!
Abe: Aww, it’s beautiful!

- S17E10, Homer’s Paternity Coot

“Sitting in a rocking chair, eating baby crackers
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock banana
A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Wash those june bugs off of me”

- S17E10, Homer’s Paternity Coot

S01E02 - Bart The Genius

(Source: stanshall)

- S22E22, ‘The Ned-Liest Catch’

“I second that motion.. with a vengance!”

- S11E01, ‘Beyond Blunderdome’

- S22E06, ‘How Munched Is That Birdie In The Window?’

Krusty: You know, I don’t know when this was ever a good idea!

- S22E06, ‘The Fool Monty’

Milhouse: Ta-ta! I’m off to the beauty salon!

- S08E06, ‘A Milhouse Divided’