Skinner: Did they have to guess the date of my death?
Chalmers: Can’t you be a team player just once?

- S13E20, Little Girl in the Big Ten

“Over, under, in and out, that’s what shoe tying’s all about”

- S04E16, Duffless

George Harrison: It’s been done.

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

Barney: David Crosby? You’re my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You’re a musician? 

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

“Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The Superintendent’s gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations
There’ll be trouble in town tonight!

SEEEEYMOOOUR”

- S07E21, 22 Short Films About Springfield

Skinner: I did go to the town meeting with the intention of ambushing Mr. Burns. When it adjourned, I rushed to the lavatory to apply my camouflage makeup..

(flashback)

Skinner: Blast! I took Mother’s makeup kit by mistake!
Chalmers: Oh, uh, excuse me Ma’am!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
Chalmers: … oh my God.

- S07E01, Who Shot Mr. Burns? pt. 2

John C. Reilly: I’m not gonna lie to you guys, John C. Reilly would love to be in the Chalmskin business.
Skinner: Well, did you read my script?
John C. Reilly: Read it? I lived it! I am Ghost Willie! Check this out! *groans*
Chalmers: … fantastic. Oh, bravo, you nailed it!
(to Skinner) I don’t know.. he.. he seems a little needy.
Skinner: Pass.
(to John) We’ll see you on the set!
John C. Reilly: YES!

- S19E18, ‘Any Given Sundance’

- S19E18, ‘Any Given Sundance’

Skinner: Superindendent, we made the front page today!
Chalmers: Uh, what’s that say under your hand there?
Skinner: Hmm? Oh, it’s an unrelated article.
Chalmers: It’s an unrelated article?
Skinner: Mm hmm.
Chalmers: Within the banner headline?
Skinner: Yes.

- S06E25, ‘Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One’