MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT
(Source: stanshall)
Bart: Hello, I’m Dr. Hibbert. I’m afraid I’m going to have to amputate.. your butt. (laughs)
Milhouse: Alright, If you think you must!
-S08E06, ‘A Milhouse Divided’
“Once there, you’ll weigh only a small percentage of what you weigh on Earth.
Slow down tubby, you’re not on the moon yet!”
- S08E25, The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
“I’m sure he’s as good as Dr. Hibbert.. it says so right in his ad”
- S08E17, ‘My Sister, My Sitter’
Homer: Did I dream that whole thing? Maybe the desert was just this sandtrap.. oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop! And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
Dog: Hi Homer! Find your Soulmate!
Homer: Wait a minute.. there’s no such thing as a talking dog!
Dog: *Bark!*
Homer: Damn Straight!
- S08E09, ‘El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)’
“Note to self: stop doing anything.”
- S08E09, ‘El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)’
