MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT
Chief Wiggum: That’s some nice fluting boy.
- S06E22, ‘Round Springfield’
Krusty: To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one.
(eats Krusty-O)
See? There’s nothing- GAH! OHHH.. BOY, THIS THING IS SHREDDING MY INSIDES!
Sideshow Mel: Uh, Krusty, that wasn’t the metal one, that was a regular Krsuty-O.
Krusty: It’s poison!
- S06E22, ‘Round Springfield’
Barney: Next they’re gonna show my movie.
Bart: You made a movie?
Barney: I made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of Entertainment Weekly!
- S06E18, A Star is Burns
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, I thought they were playing The Rocky Horror Picture Show tonight! (laughs)
- S06E18, A Star is Burns
Jay Sherman: Hey, nudnick, your shoe’s untied.
Rainier Wolfcastle: From here they appear to be tied, but I will go in for a closer look.
Jay Sherman: Taxi! (jumps in) To the airport!
Rainier Wolfcastle: … on closer inspection, these are loafers.
- S06E18, A Star is Burns
