“Who needs the Kwick-E-Mart? I doooo”

- S05E13, Homer and Apu

George Harrison: It’s been done.

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

Homer: Then came the greatest thrill of my life..

George Harrison: Hello Homer! I’m George Harrison.
Homer: *gasp* Oh my god! Oh my god- where did you get that brownie?
George Harrison: Over there! There’s a big pile of ‘em.
(Homer shrieks, scoffs brownies, moans, etc)
George Harrison: Wow, what a nice fella! 

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

Barney: David Crosby? You’re my hero!
David Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You’re a musician? 

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

- S05E01, Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

James Woods: As for me, I’m off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.
Marge: That sounds like a good movie!
James Woods: Yes.. yes, a movie. Yes.

- S05E13, Homer and Apu

James Woods: 75, 85, 90.. and a dollar! Thank you, come again. … Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Can I just ask you a question? Did you.. did you believe that? I mean.. the way I gave you the change, did I sound like a real quick-e-mart, y’know, kinda guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little laboured. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man!
James Woods: Yeah.. like, yeah! Ok, great! Ok, let’s just try that again, c’mon. Hey- get over here! Ok, you’re you, I’m me.
Jimbo: I’m me?
James Woods: Hey- don’t jerk me around, fella.

- S05E13, Homer and Apu

I would’ve used less caps for this, but James Wood’s face is too fantastic in every moment of this episode.

Don’t be alarmed Apu. Just go about your daily business like I’m not wearing the hat.

- S05E13, Homer and Apu