James Woods: 75, 85, 90.. and a dollar! Thank you, come again. … Hey, wait a minute! Hey! Can I just ask you a question? Did you.. did you believe that? I mean.. the way I gave you the change, did I sound like a real quick-e-mart, y’know, kinda guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little laboured. You gotta lose yourself in the moment, man!
James Woods: Yeah.. like, yeah! Ok, great! Ok, let’s just try that again, c’mon. Hey- get over here! Ok, you’re you, I’m me.
Jimbo: I’m me?
James Woods: Hey- don’t jerk me around, fella.
- S05E13, Homer and Apu
I would’ve used less caps for this, but James Wood’s face is too fantastic in every moment of this episode.