Mr. Burns: Mattingly, for the last time, get rid of those sideburns!
Don Mattingly: Look Mr. burns, I don’t know what you think sideburns are, but-
Mr. Burns: DON’T ARGUE WITH ME! JUST GET RID OF THEM!
Mr. Burns: (gasps) Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! Go home! You’re off the team! For good!
Don Mattingly: Fine! (to himself) I still like him better than Steinbrenner.
- S03E17, Homer at the Bat
for my mate Chapman :)