Moe: Jeez, I don’t look like that..
- S19E09, ‘Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind’


Marge: Dwight! I was just on my way to see you in prison!
Dwight: Really Marge? Look me in the eye and say that.
Marge: ok.. ahh, they’re so buggy I can’t!
- S19E04 I Don’t Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

John C. Reilly: I’m not gonna lie to you guys, John C. Reilly would love to be in the Chalmskin business.
Skinner: Well, did you read my script?
John C. Reilly: Read it? I lived it! I am Ghost Willie! Check this out! *groans*
Chalmers: … fantastic. Oh, bravo, you nailed it!
(to Skinner) I don’t know.. he.. he seems a little needy.
Skinner: Pass.
(to John) We’ll see you on the set!
John C. Reilly: YES!
- S19E18, ‘Any Given Sundance’
