Skinner: Did they have to guess the date of my death?
Chalmers: Can’t you be a team player just once?

- S13E20, Little Girl in the Big Ten

- S13E08, ‘Sweets and Sour Marge’

- S13E08, ‘Sweets and Sour Marge”

“Hey Marge- SURF’S UP!”

- S13E02, ‘The Parent Rap’

Lenny: Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!
Carl: No, you’re thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: I gotta tell ya.. this is pretty terrific.

- S13E07, ‘Brawl in the Family’