MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT
with thanks and love to localgod!
Ned: So you are running a daycare center?
Homer: Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you!
Ned: I sure would! It’d give the boys a place to go after school.
Homer: Then I’ll do it, just to see the look on your face!
(Ned smiles)
Homer: That’s the one.
- S12E20, Children of a Lesser Clod
Marge: So, Mr. King! What tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?
Stephen King: Oh, I don’t feel like writing horror right now.
Marge: Oh, that’s too bad.
Stephen King: I’m working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He’s a fascinating man! He discovered electricity.. and used it to torture small animals and green mountain men.. and that key he tied to the end of a kite.. it opened the gates of HELL!
Marge: Well, let me know when you get back to horror.
Stephen King: Will do!
- S12E03, ‘Insane Clown Poppy’
