Milhouse: Ta-ta! I’m off to the beauty salon!

- S08E06, ‘A Milhouse Divided’

Bart: Hello, I’m Dr. Hibbert. I’m afraid I’m going to have to amputate.. your butt. (laughs)
Milhouse: Alright, If you think you must! 

-S08E06, ‘A Milhouse Divided’

- S12E20, Children of a Lesser Clod

“Over, under, in and out, that’s what shoe tying’s all about”

- S04E16, Duffless

Milhouse: Uh.. these aren’t real x-rays, are they?
Director: Good question! We’ll look into that.

- S07E02, Radioactive Man

- S07E02, Radioactive Man

- S03E05, ‘Homer Defined’

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