Moe: Jeez, I don’t look like that..

- S19E09, ‘Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind’

Homer: I drew this picture of you!
Abe: Aww, it’s beautiful!

- S17E10, Homer’s Paternity Coot

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“I second that motion.. with a vengance!”

- S11E01, ‘Beyond Blunderdome’

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- S12E02, A Tale of Two Springfields

- S12E20, Children of a Lesser Clod

Ned: So you are running a daycare center?
Homer: Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you!
Ned: I sure would! It’d give the boys a place to go after school.
Homer: Then I’ll do it, just to see the look on your face!
(Ned smiles)
Homer: That’s the one.

- S12E20, Children of a Lesser Clod

Loan Officer: Mr Simpson, for a loan this big you’ll have to put up your house as collateral.
Homer: Put up my house? But I just paid it off.. what would Marge say?

(homer’s imagination)
Moe: Do whatever you have to do to save Moe’s! I.. love my Homey!
Homer: Okay honey, I’ll do it!
Marge: What’s going on here?
Moe: Nothin.. nothin.. (closes imagination bubble)

- S16E07, Mommie Beerest

Marge: Bart, I spent all afternoon stuffing tuna fish into that steak! Have some!
Bart: No thanks. The vending machine at school feed me now.
Marge: Oh, so I’ve been replaced by a machine?
Homer: Oh Marge, no machine could ever replace you! Why you’re the- or could it?

(homer’s fantasy)

Oh Marge-bot, I’m ready for some lovin!

(reality)

Why did I give her a gun?

- S16E17, The Heartbroke Kid