Lenny: Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy!
Carl: No, you’re thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: I gotta tell ya.. this is pretty terrific.
- S13E07, ‘Brawl in the Family’

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Jeez Homer, I thought someone with two wives would be happy! Carl: No, you’re thinking of someone with two knives. Moe:...